Me in a nut shell

I almost forgot to post this, and maybe I should have...but it is way too funny to not share.

This post has nothing to do with decorating, but it has everything to do with me. For those of you who don't personally know me, funny things tend to happen to me, or in others words sometimes I have really bad luck. I am the type of person that falls down the last stair and rolls my ankle, or walks into a sliding glass door because I didn't realize it wasn't open. Most of the things are frustrating when its happening but always funny afterwards.... but this was funny while it was happening.

This happened at the beginning of September.

First off I never wash my own vehicle at a wand wash place, its big and black and apparently I never do a good job because I always have streaks after I leave.
SO I always go to the touch less car wash here in Estevan. On this particular day it was beautiful out so there was an extremely long line up at the co-op car wash, so I figured what the hell I will just wash it myself. So off I went to Matt's car wash which was also very busy. There was a vehicle in the stall in front of me and a truck behind me waiting... I never have cash so I got the kid to put the timer on my stall.
So I'm in my stall, all proud to be washing my own vehicle, I flicked the button to turn the timer on and all hell broke loose. The wand flew out of the holder hit me in the crotch and went in between my legs spraying my whole back, then somehow flew back through my legs again and started flying around in the air. Not kidding by this time I am soaking wet, wearing heels and this wand is whipping around in the air. All I can think is "it is soo smashing my windshield" Finally I graved the hose while the wand sprayed me in the face which P.S. might I add hurts alot!
I turn around and the guy in the truck waiting behind is balling laughing and the guy washing his vehicle in front of me, is just standing there... staring haha so what do I say..."I Got it" hahaha
I was so mortified at the moment because I probably looked like a wet dog with heels on.
So I was determined to give my vehicle the best wash....like I do it all them.....Needless to say, I left with 11 dollars less in my pocket, soaking wet, with streaks still on my vehicle!

So note to self...Never try to wash your vehicle again.